About a year ago, Mrs. Commissioner thought I needed a Facebook page.  So, the Beer Commissioner is on Facebook.  I'll admit, thus far, it has been fun.  I have enjoyed some of the random emails from people in my high school class, Who the hell is the Beer Commissioner?  I have had family members ignore my friend requests, because they didn't know I was the Beer Commissioner.  Imagine their surprise when they got a Christmas card from the Beer Commissioner with pictures of the little deputies.  One of my cousins sent me an email....'oops, I didn't know you were the Beer Commissioner, I just thought it was some weirdo'. 

My aunt said, "I guess you really like beer."  This comment made me wonder if I got elected pope, would she have said, gee, you must really like mass?  In many ways, Facebook has been a self-learning experience.  I have become completely addicted to Mob Wars.  I really like the mobster movies.  When it comes to Mob Wars, I really am a vengeful s.o.b.  If I get attacked, you get whacked.  (I need to remember that rhyme for my next closing argument in front of a jury).  Seriously, I didn't know that I am NOT a turn the other cheek kind of mob boss.  Beyond Mob Wars, Facebook has all these little quizzes you can take.  I must admit, I LOVE the Facebook quizzes.  I'm not sure why, but they are fun.

Here are my results:

What Norse God are you?    Odin
What president are you?     Ike
What decade are you?     The 1940s.
What professional wrestler are you?     The Warrior
What liquor are you?     Vodka
What beer are you?     Light beer
What Star Wars character are you?     Emperor Palpatine
What Calvin and Hobbes character are you?     Calvin
What Muppet are you?     Beaker
What is your political ideology?     Ultra liberal.
What is your IQ?     Over 140.
Celebrity Girlfriend? Demi Moore

So, what do all these quizzes mean?  It means I should probably seek psychiatric help.  Some of the results were really amusing to me.  I had no idea I was a 'vodka'.  I haven't had a sip of vodka in probably 17 years.  Light beer?  Not that there is anything wrong with light beer, but I just don't drink it (usually).  I like my calories.  Political ideology, ultra liberal and President Eisenhower.  Not two things that generally go together.  How can someone be a Sith Dark Lord and Calvin?  How can someone be the Ultimate Warrior and be Beaker?  How can someone have an IQ over 140 and really care about what professional wrestler they are?

I'm not really sure what I should make of all this stuff.  One thing I do know, I'm going to go buy a 6 pack of light beer and head to Idaho.  I heard Demi Moore lives there.