Beer Commissioner Speaks on Global Warming
I'm sorry dear readers for not blogging recently. The Commissioner was away on a brief vacation with some old fraternity chums, and had a wonderful time in the process. The batteries are recharged, and my blood is not quite as toxic. While I was away, I spent alot of time on a plane, doing nothing, which always give someone a chance to think.
So, I spent my time thinking of, what else? global warming!
Here are a few of my random thoughts....
Have you noticed in light of all of the recent scientific reports that global warming is 'junk science', we are now calling global warming 'climate change'?
Have you noticed the biggest advocate of global warming is a guy who flunked out of law school, and owns a company that specializes in making money off the global warming industry?
Have you ever wondered why the scientists can tell us with 100% certainty that the entire planet is going to melt if we don't inflate our tires, yet, they can only tell us if it is going to rain tomorrow with a 50% certainty?
Have you ever wondered why nobody talked about global warming when pretty much all of Idaho was covered in snow during the month of June this year?
Have you ever wondered why only people in the United States have to inflate their tires to prevent global warming, and nobody else in the world does?
Finally, have you ever noticed, after spending a Saturday morning mowing your lawn, working up a good sweat, there is nothing in the world better to combat global warming than an ice cold beer?
So, I spent my time thinking of, what else? global warming!
Here are a few of my random thoughts....
Have you noticed in light of all of the recent scientific reports that global warming is 'junk science', we are now calling global warming 'climate change'?
Have you noticed the biggest advocate of global warming is a guy who flunked out of law school, and owns a company that specializes in making money off the global warming industry?
Have you ever wondered why the scientists can tell us with 100% certainty that the entire planet is going to melt if we don't inflate our tires, yet, they can only tell us if it is going to rain tomorrow with a 50% certainty?
Have you ever wondered why nobody talked about global warming when pretty much all of Idaho was covered in snow during the month of June this year?
Have you ever wondered why only people in the United States have to inflate their tires to prevent global warming, and nobody else in the world does?
Finally, have you ever noticed, after spending a Saturday morning mowing your lawn, working up a good sweat, there is nothing in the world better to combat global warming than an ice cold beer?


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